Blog Tools
Edit your Blog
Build a Blog
RSS Feed
View Profile
« January 2007 »
S M T W T F S
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31
You are not logged in. Log in
Entries by Topic
All topics  «
Bar Jokes
Biker Jokes
Bill Clinton
Blondes
Cats
Computers
Darwin Awards
Dating
Divorce
Doctors/ Medical
Ethnic
Genies
Geriatric Humor
Golf Jokes
Hell
Hillary Clinton
Holidays
Ignorance / Stupidity
Immigrants
Lawyers
Little Johnny Jokes
Marriage
Martha Stewart
Michael Jackson
Millitary
Misunderstandings
Mother-In-Laws
Naughty
Office Humor
Osama bin Laden
Paris Hilton
Politics
Reality Humor
Rednecks
Regional
Relationships / Dating
Religion
Saddam Hussein
Saint Peter
Sex
Signs
Walmart
Wild, Wild West
Women Vs. Men
Garbage Humor Jokelog
Saturday, January 27, 2007
High Tech Restaurant
Topic: Hillary Clinton
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel.
As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait.
And I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you
please."

Intrigued, the man said, "OK."

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar
space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc . .

The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack.

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered,
"Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"Are... your...people...going...to...nominate...Hillary?"


trashed by the garbage humor man at 11:29 PM EST
Post Comment | Permalink

View Latest Entries