Topic: Biker Jokes
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing", the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground". I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me"!
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen"?
"Just a couple minutes ago".
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at 6:22 PM EDT
