Topic: Geriatric Humor
Bertha was dead.
The minister conducted her eulogy with heartfelt gusto.
'Bertha married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she married yet again and this time had 5 more children. Again, her husband died.
Then alas, she finally died,' he intoned.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for Bertha. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, 'Lord, they're finally together.'
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her friend Jane, 'Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?'
Jane replied, 'I think he means her legs.'
Submitted By Mindy Thackrah
trashed by the garbage humor man
at 4:44 PM EDT
