Topic: Little Johnny Jokes
Miss Adams was explaining multi-syllable words to her third-grade class. "You all know single-syllable words like hand, foot, house, and dog, but some words are made up of more than one syllable," she said. "Now who can give me an example of a word made up of MORE than one syllable."
Little Johnny raised his hand eagerly.
"All right, Johnny, go ahead," smiled Miss Adams.
"Autoeroticism," beamed little Johnny.
"My goodness, Johnny, that's a mouthful," marveled Miss Adams.
"No, Miss Adams, that's masturbation," explained Johnny. "You're thinking of a blowjob."
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