Topic: Michael Jackson
How do you know it's bedtime in the Jackson house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand!
Q: How are Walmart and Michael Jackson alike?
A: They both have little boys pants half off!
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite school?
A: Bringham Young!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play
with and the other you carry
your groceries in!!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: What's Michaels' next movie?
A: Honey I Blew the Kid.
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking on a small bone!
Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
A: When the crib breaks.
Q: How is Michael dealing with his problems?
A: He's holding his own.
trashed by the garbage humor man
at 12:41 AM EST
