Old Jokes
Topic: Geriatric Humor
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has
to be taken for the rest of my life?""
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"
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An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son;
do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me, your mother is going to come
and live with you and your wife...."
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You know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks.
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  First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
But it's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today, it's called golf