Topic: Doctors/ Medical
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an
examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself
and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had
been waiting. 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when
things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go
so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer.
Let's head to the club and have a martini.'
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little
less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the
woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the
two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they
were drinking to her impending end.
'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were
aghast and gave the woman their condolences.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned
over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said
you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends
you were dying of AIDS.'
The woman said, 'I know, but I don't want any of
those witches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.'
That's 'Putting Your Affairs In Order'
Submitted By Phyllis Lamb
