Topic: Marriage
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to
his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your
butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she
simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of
underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he
said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he
shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why
did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."
trashed by the garbage humor man
at 1:53 AM EST
