The Terrorist Mindset
Mood:  irritated
Topic: Osama bin Laden
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit
suicide.

Let's see now:

No Jesus, No Walmart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

No Home Depot.

No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even
frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from
the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the
smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey,
but
your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, "IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE" ??