Message From Osama
Topic: Osama bin Laden
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",
Osama himself decided to send John Kerry a letter in his own handwriting
to let him know he was still in the game.

Kerry opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
"370HSSV-0773H."

Kerry was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to John Edwards.
Edwards and his advisors had no clue either, so they sent it to the
Democratic
National Committee.

No one could solve it so it went to the National Education Association
and
then to MIT. They sent it to Michael Dukakis who then sent it to Teddy
Kennedy.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help. They cabled John Kerry back
:

"Tell the Presidental Hopeful he is looking at the message upside down."

Below is what the message says,




"HELLO-ASSHOLE."