A Single Unfortunate Event
Topic: Holidays
Three unfortunate men are awaiting the opportunity to enter the pearly gates of Heaven on Christmas Eve.
Saint Peter confronts them, saying,
"Each of you are more than welcome to enter the pearly gates,
but only after you show me something in your possession that will remind me of Christmas.
The three men start digging through their pockets, and the first man pulls out a cigarette lighter,
and fires it up, saying,
"This should remind you of Christmas candles."
Saint Peter agrees and allows the first man entrance into Heaven.
The second man pulls out a keyring loaded with keys and starts jangling them, saying,
"This should remind you of Christmas Bells."
Once again, Saint Peter agrees, and allows the second man entrance into Heaven.
Now, the third man is having a hell of a time finding anything that even comes close
to representing any sort of Christmas icon.
Finally, in desperation, he pulls a pair of women's panties from his pocket,
and shows them to Saint Peter.
Saint Peter asks the third man what these ladies panties have to do with Christmas.
The third man responds, "They're Carol's!!!"

As told By Jack Harris this morning
on AM Tampa Bay on 970 WFLA,
Tampa Bays Number 1 morning radio show.