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flirtyTopic: Religion
Four nuns die and go to Heaven. St. Peter meets them at the gate, and announces "Welcome Sisters, before I can allow you into Heaven, each of you has to answer a couple of questions about your life."
The first nun steps forward, and St. Peter asks her, "Sister, have you ever seen a penis?"
She responds "Yes, I have a baby nephew, and when I was changing his diaper, I saw his little penis."
St. Peter says, "Very good, sister. Now, have you ever touched a penis?"
She responds, 'Yes, when I was changing his diaper, he rolled over and his penis touched my thumb"
St. Peter reponds, "Go wash your thumb in the holy water, and enter into heaven."
Then the second nun steps forward, and St. Peter asks her, "Sister, have you ever seen a penis?"
She responds "Yes, like the first sister, I have a baby nephew, and when I was changing his diaper, I saw his little penis."
St. Peter says, "Very good, sister. Now, have you ever touched a penis?"
She responds, 'Yes, when I was changing his diaper, he rolled over and his penis touched the palm of my hand."
St. Peter reponds, "Go wash your palm in the holy water, and enter into heaven."
The last two nuns are beating the shit out of each other, really going at it. St. Peter blurts out "Sisters, sisters, what seems to be the problem??"
The nuns stop fighting, and one blurts out "I'll be damned if I'm gonna gargle in that holy water after she washes her ass in it!!"
Submitted By Zoso1166 0f Ogallala, Nebraska
